It’s time for the concluding episode of The Returned which begins with just
about everything falling apart.
The soldiers pretty much give up trying to do anything
about the Returned after the big escape last week – especially when the priest
tells their leader everything and he, rather shellshocked, decides to side step
the whole issue and let any further return they’ve gathered go (apart from anything
else they’re creepy). Simply because he has no clue what’s happening or what to
do. It’s actually pretty well done and not as simplistic as it sounds – he steps
back from a situation that has pretty much shattered all he knows: he falls back
on the words of a priest who simply tell him to help. And with the dead rising,
a priest isn’t exactly an unreasonable person to talk to.
Helping Hand, Pierre’s cult, collapses – with Sandrine
dead, Frederick dead in a firefight with Claire (he shoots Camille) and Audrey
actually eating her mother (yes – zombie-like. Looks like the Returned do eat
flesh – though this may be because Audrey was separated from the others. Camille
explains she starts to rot and get marks when she is apart from the other
zombies) absolutely no-one believes it’s still a safe place. I’m not sure
whether a group under attack wouldn’t just hunker down, so I’m not entirely buying
it but it’s not so far outside the realm of possibility – especially since
Pierre kept bringing the threat to them which was pretty inclined to leave them
alone otherwise
Pierre, all alone, is confronted by Berg, Etienne and
Victor – and we learn that Pierre was the last man from the suicide Circle. He
was the man who killed Milan but couldn’t bring himself to kill himself. He
goes to Milan, who in turn has lost his faith (since Victor has said he
basically didn’t want any of this to happen and he was Milan’s divine figure).
Pierre shoots himself, following in the culty footsteps
We have lots more foreshadowing of Victor’s specialness:
both Lucy looking for him 35 years ago when she first came to town (further
adding her as one of the leaders of the mystery) and Victor returning to his
dad after being murdered. Something of a shock for papa, but he hid the boy for
all those years drawing the spooky spooky pictures that predicted just about
everything that happened in the show to date. Victor didn’t age in those 35
years, but his dad did and, eventually died.
Victor begged him to come back… which seems to be what
caused the Return to happen. Victor begging his dad to come back. Somehow I
find Victor accidentally bringing everyone back rather more spooky than him
having a diabolical purpose
The Returned all gather from various places (except Serge
who has committed suicide in the tunnel where he stalked his victims), Camille
saying goodbye to her family, leaving them sad… but content (after coming back
from the dead again), Lucy and her Horde, collecting Victor from Julie (who
stays behind when Victor begs her to), Mrs. Costa (reunited with her husband,
this time in love not confusion), Milan, Federick (presumably newly returned)
the whole horde.
Except Adele and Simon who go into the caves, where Adele
meets waterlogged zombies and changes into a rather impractical and faintly Greco-Roman
looking dress.
They arrive at a giant sink hole where Victor tells Lucy
that Nathan (Adele’s child) is like him – and must be looked after. And, of
course Julie joins them, despite Victor begging her to stay away. She says she
can’t live without him – and jumps in the sink hole… sort of, since Victor’s
not having that so he teleports them book to a lake bank instead – the sink
hole has turned into a great big puddle. And everyone else vanishes leaving
Victor and Julie to go home… and seem to have a happy future with Ophelie.
While Lucy who hasn’t vanished, dumps baby Nathan on someone
else’s doorstep.
….
What?
They vanish and Victor and Julie go home? Did the writers
literally just yell “oh fuck it” and go home? I mean why not just go for “and
he woke up?”
Where’s the answers? Where’s the explanation for
anything?! Why did I want two seasons of this?! What was the point of any of
this? Victor is a god child who did random stuff, partially by accident and in
the end most of the storylines just vanished for REASONS
The dam and the flood? Serge, Toni and the serial
killing? Audrey eating her mother? Milan and the cult? Baby Nathan? Zombies
rotting when separated? Victor’s numerous appearance in numerous places? WHY WHY
WHY WHY? It isn’t that this show ended on a mystery – it’s the fact it ended
with the strong impression it HAS ended and everything has been resolved when
it has resolved not one damn thing. I legitimately feel like I have completely
wasted the hours I’ve spent watching both seasons.
I’m sure there’s a very highbrow and artsy reason for all
of this. And I can’t fault the atmosphere which was amazing and I can’t fault
it. And I certainly can’t fault the emotion or the acting. But the world
building is non existent, the plot is non-existent, the development shaky –
honestly this show takes the
PRIZE for Madlibs. Gold medal right here.
This has even left one thing I should be praising the
show for (and this is about the only minority praise I can give since POC and
disabled people are pretty much absent) – Julie and representation of a lesbian
as a main character so lacking. What did Julie actually do except constantly
follow Victor around with no explanation? Even ending up with a happily ever
after with Ophelie made no sense because Ophelie made no sense. Their
relationship made no sense. Their motives made no sense
But, that’s not a homophobic trope or poor treatment of
the characters, I admit – because no-one and nothing on this show has made
sense. God child comes to Earth and does random stuff without quite
understanding in a town of people in apparent 21st century France
who are about 2 minutes away from Medieval witch burning.
Maybe it’s just gone all over my head, but I’m bemused
and frustrated but this non-ending.
